An Old Joke

MCJ sometimes would request me to clean his toe nails when he's in the shower. He finds it hard to balance standing on one foot while cleaning the other one. He said he might break his neck and I would say, I would love that. Of course I am just kidding. He would then say, you're not the beneficiary of my term life insurance yet, so you won't get any. To which I replied, it doesn't matter as long as I get rid of you. Lol.