1. Who is the craziest person in your family?
Me. My mood changes from hot to cold in minutes. Changed from sublime to ridiculous, as what my husband would say.
2. If you could make turtle shells any color you wanted, what color would turtles be?
Yellow (the favourite colour of my son - he says "lellow").
3. How fast do hotcakes sell?
In seconds. We used to go for a long queue in my home town.
4. Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol if they have eaten someone who was drunk?
Sure, among other things.
5. If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
You would have probably lost your driver's license in the accident that caused your legs to be amputated and couldn't be bothered to get a new one as you can't leave the house and the computer is too far away.
6. Where do people in Hell tell other people to go?
Just in another corner of Hell.
7. Do you make stupid little baby noises when talking to your pets?
Through my nose.
8. Is the light on in the room?
Yep, I'm at work.
9. Did the voice tell you that the light is on in the room?
What voice? (turning around).
10. If you were to name an alcoholic drink, what would it be called?
Drink all you can.